This is me, Jake

Name: Jake Bauder
Age: 16
Birthdate: August 7th, 1984
Nicknames: Bqr, Tap, Tapper
Status: Taken
Favorite Bands: Lagwagon, Less than Jake, Bad Religion, The Decendents, The Get Up Kids, NOFX
Favorite Song: "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions
Instruments Played in Band: Bass
Instruments Played: Guitar, Bass, Recorder, Bagpipes, Native American canfutumblahousy horn
Favorite Movie: Dumb and Dumber
Most Annoying Thing: when birds crap all over the car you just washed
Favorite Airline to Fly: any of those low budget ones with minimum security and the underpaid workers who skip the safety inspections
Worst Fear: losing my penis or a finger on my left hand